Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?