Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?