Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?