Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How did groundhogs get their name?