Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?