Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
They were heaven-sent.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?