What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?