What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?