Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?