Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?