What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do fairies always drink?