What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?