How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?