Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why are cowboys always religious?