What do nosey peppers do?
They get jalapeño business!
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?