Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?