What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
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What condiment has wings?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?