Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do billboards talk?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Families are like fudge.