Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Ham Solo.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the bee sad?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?