Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are cowboys always religious?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What kind of money do fishermen make?