Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did one plate say to the other?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?