Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the frog starve?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?