Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which celebrity always frowns?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of car does a chicken have?