What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
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What do you call a Russian flea?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do you make a walnut laugh?