Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?