Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the border collie get a raise?