Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?