What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What condiment has wings?