Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?