Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?