Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What car can you only see twice a year?