What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What sweet treat never panics?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?