Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?