A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?