What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?