How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's black and white and red all over?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?