How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
From scratch!
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why don't ants get sick?
If you need help building an ark...
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?