What did the baby bull grow up to be?
A cowboy.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?