What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?