What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?