What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?