What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Bob-sled dogs.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where does laundry go to college?