Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of music do planets like?