Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What season begins with a thud?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the politest month?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?