Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?