Where does mist apply for a loan?
At the fog bank!
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?